Let’s just jump to it, shall we?
Why did Jollibee took so long to get you out in the market? What is in you? I get that it’s just melted caramel added to the good old choco sundae, but why in heck do you taste a million times better? I like ordering the choco sundae, but I always never finish the thing. Ask my husband. We buy one choco sundae for the two of us because I will just eat it until I finish all the fudge and pass off the sad melted vanilla ice cream to him. But I had you twice in two days, and I scraped the cup so hard my husband asked if I just want to buy another one. I had to stop myself because my inner voice always reminds me I have a family history of diabetes. If not for that kill joy voice, I’d say yes. In a heartbeat.
What sorcery are you?!? Are you drugs?!?